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This is just a page that I've put  
together to show the world the    
terrible injustice that has been to
an endangered species over the   
years.
THE CORNET PLAYER
1911 - Everybody's A Critic
1881 - It'll Be Grimer If He Doesn't Get It Back
1885 - Just Great..What's Next..Let Them Vote?
1887 - If You Don't Like It, Move!
1883 - Haven't We All Gone Through
This At One Time Or Another?
1893 - Same As Above
1891 - Yeah, Months.
1907 - Sounds Like Bix Here.
Counter
1890 - Some Party There. Woo-Hoo!
1894 - Tootered. Say! That's really ripe.
1905 - Who Was Driving?
1894 - I Wonder If His Kids, The
Czardeens Played As Well?
1896 - That's The Best Time To
Practice.
1911 - Ringling Was Tough. They Also Fined Him.
1891 - That Will Be A First.
1901 - Clever, Right? I Think..hmmm.
1906 - So Where's The Problem?
This is Del Staigers
1899 - 1950. One of the
greatest cornet players of
the early 20th century.
Del was "one of the boys"
who hung out at Plunkett's
with Bix. Del could drink
with the best of them and
was sometimes called "Del
Staggers". But he never
missed a note and could
play two notes at the same
time! Del had one of the
"sweetest" tones ever on
cornet. Here's a early
1930's radio broadcast of
Del playing "Napoli". Clean
and
as close to perfection as
you can get. Nothing less
than wonderful.
Many recordings with
Shilkret and others playing
lead. Del had it all.
<--- Del Staigers
"Napoli"
1893 - I'll Fill This In Someday When
Nobody Is Home Here. Safety First.
1885 - He Was Trying To Invent The Waterpick.
1893 - Imagine Getting Hit In The Chops
With A Streetcar While Playing!
1893 - Answer..We Drink.
Let's see. One died of
congestion, and the other
of quick consumption.
Consumption? Did he get
eaten by a bear?
Land shark?
1912 - Happens All The Time.
1911 - Sounds like these guys need a cornet wedgie.
1910 - Sure. There You Go.
Blame The Cornet Player.
1908 - Makes Sense To Me.
Bohumir Kryl - One    
of the greatest            
cornet players ever.
And a wild man as
well. Became a very
wealthy man. In later
years he had an all
girl concert band.
1918 - I Had To Censor Myself Here. Sorry.
1920 - Of Course He's Good. We Get
Used To Working With Dummies.
1891 - If This Isn't A Setup For A Great Joke. What Is?
<---1909
This sounds
like part of the
plot from that
so-called movie
on Bix. That film
did have some
real nice quality
location shots. It
could have been
great film if they
had done it the
right way. Or
even just used
different names!
1881 - This was
probably the last
time a cornet
player won the
lottery.
1884 - Jules Levy was one of the
cornet titans in the late 1800's. And
he had an ego to match his talent.
Quite unusual for a Cornet Player.
1908 - Well, it happens. Some of the
items found on him were Kazoo Lips
CD's. Of course the judge dismissed
the case. He too understood the need
for these fine jazz CD's.
So when you're out doing your
Christmas shoplifting this year,
remember - Kazoo Lips CD's! You'll be
glad you did. And so will I.
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