PHIL EVANS - A TRIBUTE  
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THE LAW & LOUIS,
MEZZ & THE MOB
I'll be standin' on the corner high,
When they drag your body by. --
Louis Armstrong on "I'll Be Glad When You're
Dead You Rascal You!"
What Insight! "I am not speaking
about the good musicians, but the
jazz type" Ouch! Ya got me, Pal. An
entire orchestra arrested?
Counter
Another Jazz
Classic Click Here
I wonder if Jackie Cooper won any awards for
this performance? A Golden Bong? Oh, notice
they say
"Top Ranking" clarinetist. Does anyone
out there have a copy of this show? Please
contact me if you do. Who played clarinet on
the soundtrack? Benny? Pee Wee?
Edmond Hall?
Whoopee John Wilfart?
POPS GOT THE COPS!
I've looked. They must keep them
in the back. Note the "YEH!"
THE COPS GOT POPS!
POPS WORRIES ABOUT CHOPS!
JOE PILLARS? I thought he was with
Vic Berton? Poison? And gosh! Wasn't it
nice of them to print his wife's address?
"A Worth Weil Song?"
THESE MUGS ARE JUST ASKING
FOR IT..
NO! NO!
Are You
Crazy?
When  I
Said I
Wanted  
Mertz, I
meant
PAUL, not
FRED!
Hi Kids! It's me, Mezz. I'm here to tell you, JUST
SAY NO! Look at me. I had it all, money, fame,
Jackie Cooper even played me on a TV Show! But look
what happened. Some guy came out with these Kazoo
Lips CD's. People enjoy them so much that I'm stuck
with a room full of my books. Haven't sold one since
1954. Even Max Kaminsky sells more books than I do!
And he's white!
Just another case of "The Man"
trying to keep a brother down!
My records? Nothing
but wall hangers now. I just sit around and smoke.
Damn you Kazoo Lips! I'm going back to France. At
least they know a genius when they see one.
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